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84: COVID-19 Coronavirus with Musician Northside Joyride

84: COVID-19 Coronavirus with Musician Northside Joyride

April 2, 2020

It's the episode that killed the podcast! In the final podcast before a pandemic hiatus, I thought it would be appropriate to bookend the podcast by ending it how it started: with the former synth-pop bad boy and current Northside Joyride, Sal DiAndrea. We practiced social distancing by recording over Zoom, so there might be some lag. I feel like I don't have to tell you what we talk about during this one. Stay safe and enjoy the interview! Here's to hoping we live long enough to have a world for the podcast to return in!

 

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83: Elena Koshka 2 with Porn Star Elena Koshka

83: Elena Koshka 2 with Porn Star Elena Koshka

March 12, 2020

Illustrious porn star Elena Koshka is back! I know you're excited and you should because this one's all over the place. It's hilarious, it's awkward, it's depressing at one point. We really go around the spectrum but it's always a great time with the Kosh and I'm excited for everyone to hear us dive into two more of her wild videos and find out even more about her crazy life.

 

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82: Logan Pierce with Porn Star Logan Pierce

82: Logan Pierce with Porn Star Logan Pierce

February 27, 2020

That's right! This week I have award-winning porn star Logan Pierce on the podcast to give some insight into his work. I ask him all the important questions such as if he's flattered by people loving his work, when he realized his penis was special, the rules of Porno Land, what exercises/tips are good for sex, and so much more!

 

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81: Andy Zane with Porn Director Andy Zane

81: Andy Zane with Porn Director Andy Zane

February 13, 2020

Pod Favorite and AVN and Xbiz winning Porn Director Andy Zane is back on the pod to watch some videos he directed to give is all kinds of insight on his creative process and how these videos come together. We also talk about his most recent trip to the AVN awards and a bunch of other classic stuff!

 

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80: The Two Year Anniversary Episode with Host David Garcia

80: The Two Year Anniversary Episode with Host David Garcia

January 30, 2020

Yeah, I'm as shocked as you guys are. I've been doing this podcast for 2 Years. What a ride. So to celebrate I have pod favorite David Garcia guest host this episode as I take my yearly seat in the guest's spot and watch someone else run the show for a change. To celebrate two years of Can We Talk First?, David chose some sex doll videos for us to watch. Why? Because he knew they'd be ridiculous and make for good commentary and boy he was right. Thanks for sticking with me for two years and here's hoping you'll be here for a few more. Special announcement coming soon!

 

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79: Transgender (Part 2) with Cole Blackmore

79: Transgender (Part 2) with Cole Blackmore

January 16, 2020

In Part 2 of my interview with the incomparable Cole Blackmore, we dive down memory lane including finally telling the story of "The Night of Many Vomits" plus us sharing the worst day of both of our lives. We get into his childhood and how he came out to his parents... twice! Plus publicly coming out on Youtube. Then Cole gives his take on the debate surrounding allowing children to start transitioning at a young age. Finally, Cole tells the story of how he joined a religious cult as a kid, found forbidden love there, then how he got kicked out of the church because of it. That's right, this one's another heater.

 

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78: Transgender (Part 1) with Cole Blackmore

78: Transgender (Part 1) with Cole Blackmore

January 9, 2020

This week is the episode I've been waiting to do since I started the podcast. My guest this week Cole Blackmore is like a brother to me. Among the many wonderful and accomplished things he is, he is also a trans man. When Cole first began his transition a few years ago, I recorded some informal interviews with him before his first testosterone treatment, three months into it, and then a year after. So now, 4 years later Cole and I relisten to these clips and give updates to where he is now in his transition and what life and love are like for him as a trans man. This is undoubtedly one of my favorite episodes I have ever done and I hope you all enjoy this amazing conversation.

 

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77: Christmas 2 with Rapper Billy Jones & Ryan O’Shea

77: Christmas 2 with Rapper Billy Jones & Ryan O’Shea

December 26, 2019

In this second annual episode I've assembled a Jew, a Muslim, and a Catholic to all come together and celebrate the powerhouse of a holiday that is Christmas. We try to answer all the hard-hitting questions such as Can Jews exist if Santa's real? How does Santa know Jesus? And are reindeer satanic? Plus so much more. This is an insane episode that's laughs from start to finish. Such a fucking blast.

 

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76: Cut For Time Clip Show 3

76: Cut For Time Clip Show 3

December 12, 2019

That's right! It's the return of the Cut For Time Clip Show and we're changing things up! Yes, of course, there's never before heard clips from podcast favorites such as Elena Koshka, Andy Zane, and Kate Kennedy, but it's also a solo episode where I commentate on some more Milfstravaganza videos and answer listener questions. Plus, more Comic Hilton, Chester, Sal DiAndrea, and David Garcia. Nancy Reyes talks meeting Justin Bieber, Charlie Arnold talks meeting Chrissy Teigen, and I PLAY THE CLIP OF THE MOST EMBARASSING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME ON PODCAST. Laugh at my shame and enjoy!

 

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75: Thanksgiving 2 with Drone Expert David Zoeller

75: Thanksgiving 2 with Drone Expert David Zoeller

November 26, 2019

To celebrate Thanksgiving I'm joined by actor, producer, and drone expert David Zoeller, who has done drone work on shows such as American Ninja Warrior, Jack Ryan, Seal Team, 9-1-1, and more. We talk circumcisions, the time Fabio told David something racist in Italian, and then it's all about drones baby! We talk drones on film sets, drones in porn, drone accidents, Amazon drone delivery, and more. Super funny episode. Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to give thanks!

 

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74: Kate Kennedy with Porn Star Kate Kennedy

74: Kate Kennedy with Porn Star Kate Kennedy

November 14, 2019

This week I am joined by porn star and comedian Kate Kennedy and wow is it a treat. We get her commentary on her performances in some fun videos, and then we move onto talking about how we have similar stories of losing our virginity. We have a lovely conversation about comedy, the fact that she got waterboarded for a scene, and then what it's like working at a BDSM dungeon. Kate teaches me about picking safe words and all kinds of cool behind the scenes stuff. Finally, we cap things off with Kate talking about recently going to therapy with her parents.

 

 

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73: Halloween 2 with Nancy Reyes, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

73: Halloween 2 with Nancy Reyes, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

October 30, 2019

For the second annual Halloween episode, I am joined by the return of podcast legends Sal DiAndrea and David Garcia as well as new guest and Sal's girlfriend: Nancy Reyes. I'll be honest, you see we're doing a Halloween episode and you have certain expectations for what we're gonna talk about, but this goes in a wildly different direction. After the ridiculous videos, I ask everyone what they're afraid of, and it turns out the scariest thing of all… is life.

 

It's the most existential episode of the podcast yet. Also, there's some wild sex conversations, because it's not Can We Talk First? without one.

 

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72: Gay Halloween with Artist Jermaine Gash

72: Gay Halloween with Artist Jermaine Gash

October 17, 2019

For my second Halloween episode of the month, we're celebrating with my first ever fully gay episode (and new favorite holiday): Gay Halloween! To join me on this journey I have artist and painter Jermaine Gash with me to see how Halloween is handled on the other side of the hub. Plot twist: gay porn's stories are just as bad. We talk about ouija boards and if we believe in ghosts, I ask Jermain about his journey into becoming an artist, then describe my dream painting to him. Jermaine also goes into detail about sex clubs. So excited for you all to hear this one. Enjoy!

 

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71: Witches with Comedian Becca Greenberg

71: Witches with Comedian Becca Greenberg

October 9, 2019

It's here! The first of three spooky Halloween episodes I'm dropping this month. This week I am graced with the return of comedian Becca Greenberg, who first appeared on my first Mother's Day episode! We watch videos about witches, or people dressed as witches more specifically, and have a blast. We talk about haunted houses we've been to and the relevancy of handjobs. Then, following up on her suggestion from our first episode together that I get a massage, I tell her the horror story of my sketchy Groupon massage. Obviously we also talk about witchcraft as well. That one was pretty unavoidable. 

 

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70: Threesomes with Cinematographer Charlie Arnold

70: Threesomes with Cinematographer Charlie Arnold

September 25, 2019

This week, one of my best friends: cinematographer Charlie Arnold joins me on the podcast. Charlie's worked on music videos with artists such as 50 Cent, DJ Khaled, John Legend, and many more. So why threesomes you ask? Because Charlie and I ALMOST got into a threesome together once. Of course, we tell the story, but Charlie also shares some stories about working with Meek Mill and attending Diddy's Superbowl party!

 

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69: Elena Koshka with Porn Star Elena Koshka & Director Andy Zane

69: Elena Koshka with Porn Star Elena Koshka & Director Andy Zane

September 11, 2019

It's finally here: my first interview with a porn star and wow did I nail it. Porn star Elena Koshka and porn director Andy Zane join me to watch some of Elena's videos, including the video Andy says is the worst story he's ever seen. This episode is packed with goodies. I read Elena's Pornhub bio to her, then I read some of her wild DMs, and Andy tells a horrific story about his vasectomy. Then during the lightning round, Elena says one of the craziest things I've ever heard. We recorded this like two weeks ago and still it'll pop into my head randomly and I burst out laughing. This episode is so damn funny. I feel confident saying it might be the greatest episode of the podcast so far.

 

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68: Giantesses with Artist Blake McDaniel & Musician Sal DiAndrea

68: Giantesses with Artist Blake McDaniel & Musician Sal DiAndrea

August 28, 2019

Another weird one this week, as artist/fashion designer Blake McDaniel and the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea join me for a type of porn I assure you I was completely unaware of: Giantess porn. Giant woman, puny man, what's not to both love and be confused by? Obviously we start by breaking down the world of the Matt Damon film Downsizing, then watch some of the strangest videos in podcast history. Lots of good laughs. Enjoy.

 

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67: Teachers 2 with Legend David Garcia

67: Teachers 2 with Legend David Garcia

August 14, 2019

The bad boy of fatherhood David Garcia is back for another classic and hilarious episode where we watch some more teacher videos, plus the return of a podcast favorite! After a wild first video, we talk about how irrelevant class presidents are and try to figure out what exactly they do. We talk about our high school experiences, then try out a new segment where we debate if a topic should be a porn category. The second video brings up a discussion about watching porn on school computers. Finally, we wrap up by coming up with our perfect teacher porn.

 

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66: Chester with Porn Extra Chester!

66: Chester with Porn Extra Chester!

July 31, 2019

In a podcast first, we watch some videos that feature our guest! Fabled porn extra Chester joins me on the podcast to watch some videos he's in to give behind the scenes details about what it was like on the set and answer all my questions about the production! Then he talks about how he became a porn extra, his first day on set, the response he's gotten to his roles, getting recognized. Plus I learned about a scary thing called "sexsomnia". Life's crazy.

 

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65: Area 51 & Aliens with Alien Andrea Perez-Acosta

65: Area 51 & Aliens with Alien Andrea Perez-Acosta

July 18, 2019

Pod favorite Andrea Perez-Acosta is back to watch some alien porn and discuss all that's going on with the viral Area 51 Raid. Before we get into the hot-hot deets, we are both taken aback by a really weird and disgusting E.T. Porn. Once we shake that off, we dive into the Area 51 Raid and all the stuff surrounding that. We talk about the likelihood of aliens, conspiracy theories, then give a play by play breakdown of the most recent Disneyland fight aka "The Toontown Brawl." Finally, we answer the most important question: would you fuck an alien?

 

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64: Sex Shops with Sex Shop Manager Jack Qu’emi

64: Sex Shops with Sex Shop Manager Jack Qu’emi

July 3, 2019

Writer, activist, and now sex shop manager Jack Qu'emi is back on the pod to talk all about what managing a sex shop is like. We discuss the weirdest thing their store sells, strange sex toys, and many weird customers including a man's $100,000 Japanese lesbian porn collection. Plus, celebrity customers! Ever wonder what 50 Cent would buy in a sex shop? Listen to find out!

 

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63: Step-Siblings with Porn Director Andy Zane

63: Step-Siblings with Porn Director Andy Zane

June 21, 2019

The day has finally come. PORN DIRECTOR Andy Zane, who shoots for Pornfidelity, Teenfidelity, and Kelly Madison joins me to watch some good 'ol fashion step-sibling porn. Let me tell you, this episode is everything I could have hoped for. Andy answers all my questions from conception to erection, stories of the gross things he's seen, and so much more!

 

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62: Quickies with My Girlfriend

62: Quickies with My Girlfriend

June 7, 2019

This one's short and sweet, just like the name, to make up for the lack of episode yesterday. My girlfriend is back to watch some quickie videos with me. We start off with an exciting announcement and then discuss popular quickie locations. Then we talk about things we don't understand about each other, specifically for me why she watches mukbang videos. What else can I say it's a cute little episode.

 

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61: Bang Bus with Musician Bronson Young

61: Bang Bus with Musician Bronson Young

May 22, 2019

This week, musician Bronson Young and I are taking a ride on the Bang Bus! Absolutely not literally, but we're watching some Bang Bus videos and analyzing just about everything about them. I read some Bang Bus controversies, then we talk about public sex and all sorts of fun things. Plus we discuss one easy trick that will make your dick bigger! And more!

 

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60: Cinco de Mother’s Day with Chef Stuart, David Garcia, & Franklin Sanchez

60: Cinco de Mother’s Day with Chef Stuart, David Garcia, & Franklin Sanchez

May 9, 2019

It is finally here, the special "Cinco de Mother's Day" episode featuring the Can We Talk First Latino All-Stars: David Garcia, Franklin Sanchez, and the return of Chef Stuart! We watch a Cinco de Mayo porn and then a Latina MILF one to combine both holidays. In between, we talk about how our moms are badasses, including Chef Stuart explaining why his mom is known as the "Tequila King." Then another hot porn lightning round with one of my favorite jokes ever told on the podcast.

 

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59: Solo 2 (JOI) with No One

59: Solo 2 (JOI) with No One

May 2, 2019

I'm back a week before the much anticipated Cinco de Mother's Day Episode with another Solo Episode! This time I'm watching JOI videos and if you don't know what they are, I explain them on the pod and it's a load of fun. Personal opinion, this one is way better than the first Solo Episode. A lot of funny bits and rants plus I answer more listener questions! Share the pod if you love me.

 

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58: The 4/20 Episode 2 with Rappers The Buddha Head & Jon Quest

58: The 4/20 Episode 2 with Rappers The Buddha Head & Jon Quest

April 18, 2019

It is the second annual 4/20 episode and this year I'm celebrating with rappers The Buddha Head and podcast regular Jon Quest. After we watch some videos of weed in porn, the three of us all tell stories about our first times getting high. The porn lightning round in this one is great and the Buddha Head has one of the best porn lightning round answers of all time. If you have to take one lesson from this episode, it's to not be the "Can I get a hug" guy. It's an ugly look.

 

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57: Cut For Time Clip Show 2

57: Cut For Time Clip Show 2

April 10, 2019

That's right baybeeee. The Cut For Time Clip Show is back and better than ever! This time with clips from unreleased episodes, more drunken madness from the Four Loko episode, and pod-favorites Holly Anabel Brown, Malik McCrea, Mike Verbaro, Pat Shustack, Sal DiAndrea, David Garcia, Jon Quest, and more! Plus I drop some exciting pod-news. I had a great time making this one, so enjoy!

 

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56: Sitcom Parodies with Legend David Garcia

56: Sitcom Parodies with Legend David Garcia

March 27, 2019

Podcast legend David Garcia is back to watch some Sitcom Parody Porn. We see "Big Bang" a Big Bang Theory parody that couldn't be further from the show, then watch a slightly better "That 70's Ho" which should be self-explanatory. In between, we go over our favorite sitcoms and drop some sitcom fun facts. Later we dive into PornHub categories then dissect porn's godawful audio problem. Finally, we are surprised to find where Fez from That 70's Show is really from plus many more laughs. Enjoy!

 

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55: St. Patrick’s Day with Writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro

55: St. Patrick’s Day with Writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro

March 13, 2019

This week two of my good friends, writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro join me to watch some St. Paddy's day porn, wherein we see about as loose of a definition of a leprechaun as it gets. Pat drops the story of the century about a strange occult-like letter that appeared in cars and mailboxes all over South Philly. Then, we have the first ever DOUBLE PORN LIGHTNING ROUND! And let me tell you, it's one of the funniest ones we've had in a while. Hilarious stories, hilarious discussions. Truly gave myself a good laugh editing this one.

 

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54: Karate with Director Malik McCrea & Rapper Jon Quest

54: Karate with Director Malik McCrea & Rapper Jon Quest

February 28, 2019

Wow, what a fun romp we go on this week, as I am joined by former Super Deluxe director and current founder of the People's Collective Malik McCrea and rapper Jon Quest to watch some karate porn! In TWO podcast firsts, we watch our first foot fetish video and first cuck video! We also talk about buying used underwear and Malik tells us about growing up in Germany. Then stick around for one of the best porn lightning rounds in a while, from Martin Luther King watching Malik masturbate to another embarrassing story of getting caught by my parents from childhood.

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53: Valentine’s Day with My Girlfriend

53: Valentine’s Day with My Girlfriend

February 14, 2019

Well hello lovebirds, it has been long requested that I have my girlfriend on the pod and what better time than on Valentine's Day to do it? We watch some Valentine's Day theme videos, which gets us discussing the logic behind buying your boyfriend a sex doll. Then we get into the nitty-gritty of our relationship by answering an anniversary questionnaire I found on the internet. Y'all wanted a look behind the curtain at our relationship and you got it! We talk about the highs and lows of our relationship and what annoys us about each other. We also talk about our cultural differences, her being a Hispanic Catholic and me being Jewish. A really funny and lovely episode I'm excited for you all to hear it.

 

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52: The One Year Anniversary Episode with Host Sal DiAndrea

52: The One Year Anniversary Episode with Host Sal DiAndrea

January 31, 2019

Wow. I have been doing this podcast every week for an entire year. Absolutely insane I haven't given up yet. Anyway, thank you all for sticking with me for an entire year of porn podcasts. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we end the year where we began: with the synth-pop bad boy himself Sal DiAndrea! Except for this time he is HOSTING the episode and I sit in as the guest! We pretty much go through my entire journey to becoming a stand up comic and the ridiculous personal crisis I had the night before I turned 23. I tell some stories in here that I've never told anyone. Plus for the first time ever I answer the porn lightning round!

 

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51: Teachers with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

51: Teachers with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

January 24, 2019

This week comedian Holly Anabel Brown makes her return to the podcast, and in honor of learning on our last podcast she once sexed it up with one of her teachers, we watch some teacher porn ourselves! Obviously, we talk about scandalous teacher stories from our high schools, but we also talk about the angriest Holly's ever gotten, how the Sims is just porn for kids, and how in the future the film Dodgeball will be a sci-fi/fantasy film. Holly also opens up about how she handles talking about her dead dad in her stand up. Lots of good stuff as always.

 

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50: The MILFstravaganza with Ariel Pomerantz & David Garcia

50: The MILFstravaganza with Ariel Pomerantz & David Garcia

January 17, 2019

Episode 50 baybeeeee! We did it. And to celebrate, we're having what I'm calling the Episode 50 MILFstravaganza! Featuring pod favorites photographer/cinematographer Ariel Pomerantz as well as the bad boy of fatherhood himself, David Garcia! We have a grand ol' time roasting the first video and all things MILFs, which leads into stories about weird mother/son relationships we've heard about. PLUS: As listeners know, it has long been podcast lore that on Episode 50 I would reveal the porn pitches I wrote and sent to a porn company, so as promised I reveal those for the first time ever and get David and Ariel's real feedback on them! Then finally in our second video, we watch a real MILFstravaganza. Such a fun fucking episode wow. A real treat, if you will.

 

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49: Wedding Planners with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

49: Wedding Planners with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

January 10, 2019

This one's short, but sweet. Andrea and I watch some porn about wedding planners as a follow up to our first episode together about brides. We talk about the man with the largest penis in the world, then move onto discussing the new R. Kelly docuseries. We probably talk about some other stuff, but I want to sleep now so goodbye. 

 

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48: New Years with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

48: New Years with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

January 3, 2019

We're kicking off the first pod of the new year right by watching porn set on New Years! Right off the bat, Alex tells me about a VERY weird sex toy his mom gave him. What a sentence. Alex is the king of Hollywood conspiracy theories, so we get into a bunch of those including a wild one about Jamie Foxx. Then Alex talks about a racist predicament he found himself in while shooting a Truth commercial. Plus a lot of other stuff, but stick around till the end to hear Alex pass along some very interesting sex advice he got from his mom!

 

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47: Donald Trump with Comedian Comic Hilton

47: Donald Trump with Comedian Comic Hilton

December 27, 2018

Yup, you read that right. This week on the pod I'm watching Donald Trump themed porn videos with stand up comic and host of Primetime Comedy: Comic Hilton. Aw man. This is the most I've laughed during an episode in a while. It goes completely off the rails, the videos are ridiculous, and Hilton REALLY tries to convince me to get my ass eaten. Plus so much other nasty shit is discussed, but that's your sneak peek.

 

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46: Christmas with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

46: Christmas with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

December 19, 2018

Merry Podcast! On this special Christmas episode, the boys and I dive headfirst into some spiked eggnog and watch The Grinch XXX Parody and later see how Santa gets down. We talk all things Christmas in this one, plus Sal and I get in a heated argument about Santa where David has to play the mediator. A lot of funny stuff in this one overanalyzing way too much about the holiday. Going to bed now, bye! Enjoy.

 

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45: The Cut for Time Clip Show!

45: The Cut for Time Clip Show!

December 13, 2018

This is a very special episode of the pod: The Cut For Time Clip Show! Featuring unreleased and unheard conversations from previous guests such as Holly Anabel Brown, Jack Qu'emi, Bronson Young, PLUS classic episodes like Cinco de Mayo and The Four Loko Episode! Honestly, I stayed up all night editing this and I want to go to sleep now, so that's all the description you're getting. I hope you enjoy the episode!

 

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44: The Four Loko Episode with Franklin Sanchez, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

44: The Four Loko Episode with Franklin Sanchez, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

December 5, 2018

This here podcast, this here is what we call a clusterfuck. And that's exactly what we knew would happen we got the boys together to drink Four Loko (not a sponsor) and watch 4-way porn. High concept, low brow. We're all over the place in this one: we talk classic dating TV shows like Blind Date and Next then telling stories of being wronged by Four Loko. We dive into the history of Four Loko a little bit, regarding how it was advertised and when the ingredients changed. Plus so much more I can't even begin to summarize it.

 

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43: Thanksgiving Leftovers with Musician Sal DiAndrea

43: Thanksgiving Leftovers with Musician Sal DiAndrea

November 28, 2018

What's one of the best parts about Thanksgiving? There's always leftovers, and here on Can We Talk First?, it's no different. We've got leftover videos from the Thanksgiving Episode as well as a leftover guest: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea. We get sidetracked quick, lamenting about our flying pet peeves plus a story about my brief tenure as a terrible counselor in training at a day camp. Then, we talk about our seemingly similar, but ultimately very opposite experiences celebrating Thanksgiving with our Hispanic girlfreinds' families. Plus y'know other funny stuff too.

 

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42: Thanksgiving with Musician Sal DiAndrea & EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

42: Thanksgiving with Musician Sal DiAndrea & EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

November 14, 2018

This week I've gathered most of my pod-family together, including the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and Andrea Perez-Acosta, to watch other families come together, pun intended, and give thanks as well as dick on Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert: due to the content of the videos we talk people fucking food, including discussion about the local Philadelphia bandit known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert". Andrea talks about what some indigenous people do on Thanksgiving, we share awful Thanksgiving stories, then get into Trump and turkey pardoning. Plus so much more.

 

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40: DJs with DJ Angel Ramirez & Rapper Jon Quest

40: DJs with DJ Angel Ramirez & Rapper Jon Quest

October 31, 2018

In one of the weirdest episodes yet, I watch DJ porn with DJ Angel Ramirez, who DJs under the names DJ 187 Moochie & DJ Champagne Bukkake, and rapper Jon Quest. Angel tells her craziest tinder story, so you know that's always fun. You can tell this episode was recorded a week ago because we talk about Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson, which somehow leads to us talking about what indicates a guy has a big penis, as well as Louie CK/Sarah Silverman, which leads us into a lengthy conversation about masturbating in front of your partner. Then, I share two traumatic stories from my childhood that I didn't even realize were related to that topic. Oh yeah, then Angel and Jon share stories about threesomes and group sex. 

 

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39: Halloween with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

39: Halloween with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

October 24, 2018

This episode is worth hearing for the special Halloween theme music alone. Other than that, it's a Can We Talk First? Halloween episode with the plot-holy trinity: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and the bad boy of fatherhood David Garcia. We talk turning on porn while you have sex, plus talking during sex. Then we remember it's Halloween and talk Halloween memories. David tells a fucking hilarious story about showing up to school dressed as Batman, then I have a realization about a cherished childhood memory of my own about my dad and a haunted house. This is a porn podcast as you know, so we also discuss if there should be condoms in porn. Finally, throughout many distractions, I pitch my perfect Halloween porn. And stick around till the end to listen to me verbally berate a listener of the podcast.

 

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38: Rastafarians with Former Porn PA Brent Schaefer

38: Rastafarians with Former Porn PA Brent Schaefer

October 17, 2018

My guest this week is Brent Schaefer who has done a lot of film work behind the camera, but for the purpose of this podcast, he was once a PA on a porn set! Yeah, they have those, and we talk all about it. Brent is also Jamaican, so I picked out some awful Rastafarian porn videos because of how fruitless my search for Jamaican porn was. We also talk about "Ja-fakins," white people with dreadlocks, dating a porn star, and more!

 

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37: Queer Porn with Activist Jack Qu’emi & Musician Bronson Young

37: Queer Porn with Activist Jack Qu’emi & Musician Bronson Young

October 10, 2018

Ladies, gentlemen, neither, and both, this week on the pod I'm watching queer porn with writer and activist Jack Qu'emi as well as musician and white knight Bronson Young. Jack is vocal about the Latinx movement to gender-neutralize the Spanish language, so we talk about that. Jack also identifies as non-binary, so I ask about the journey that led up to that realization and how their family reacted. Finally, we talk about non-monogamous relationships and if/how they could work, which leads to Jack revealing they went to an orgy before! And I couldn't have more questions about that. Also another very erotic episode of the least erotic podcast about porn.

 

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36: Kim Kardashian with Rapper Jon Quest

36: Kim Kardashian with Rapper Jon Quest

October 3, 2018

The long awaited, the long requested, the long overdue Kim Kardashian episode is here, and I watch Ray J's directorial debut with rapper and frequent Super Deluxe collaborator Jon Quest, here to promote his new EP out now called "The Girl Tape." I feel like we really talk about everything here from the Ray J hat thing to the impact the sex tape had on our lives and when we first saw it. Then JON FREESTYLES OVER THE INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING OVER THE KIM K/RAY J SEX TAPE. That's gotta be a first. Jon and I also talk about our own ventures into homemade sex tapes, and so much more!

 

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35: Rappers 2 with Producer Najeeb Jones

35: Rappers 2 with Producer Najeeb Jones

September 26, 2018

IT'S MAKE A PORNO TIME. You'll get that reference after you listen to the episode. Anyway, music producer/engineer Najeeb Jones aka Godchild is back to watch some rapper porn videos. We discuss my brief attempt at a rap career, then get into the merits of becoming a porn rapper. Najeeb reveals one of the worst things he's ever done dating all the way back in kindergarten, and I reveal one of my most impressive badges of honor to date. Also, Najeeb's Muslim, and he tells the story of when his girlfriend's pastor father tried to convert him to Christianity. Listen to the end of the podcast to find out how to win a free t-shirt!

 

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34: Wild Card Episode with Musician Sal DiAndrea

34: Wild Card Episode with Musician Sal DiAndrea

September 20, 2018

This week, the unofficial cohost of the pod: the synth-pop bad boy himself, Sal DiAndrea returns for a special Wild Card episode, where Sal takes a look at my porn archives to pick out random videos I had saved to use in future episodes, based solely on the couple words I wrote about them in an attempt to remind me what they are about. In between, Sal and I reveal the worst things each of us has done. His includes getting arrested outside the Pepsi Center and mine involves a middle school love triangle. We also briefly talk ASMR. Then during the final video, we get into a heated argument about post facial etiquette.

 

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