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63: Step-Siblings with Porn Director Andy Zane

63: Step-Siblings with Porn Director Andy Zane

June 21, 2019

The day has finally come. PORN DIRECTOR Andy Zane, who shoots for Pornfidelity, Teenfidelity, and Kelly Madison joins me to watch some good 'ol fashion step-sibling porn. Let me tell you, this episode is everything I could have hoped for. Andy answers all my questions from conception to erection, stories of the gross things he's seen, and so much more!

 

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62: Quickies with My Girlfriend

62: Quickies with My Girlfriend

June 7, 2019

This one's short and sweet, just like the name, to make up for the lack of episode yesterday. My girlfriend is back to watch some quickie videos with me. We start off with an exciting announcement and then discuss popular quickie locations. Then we talk about things we don't understand about each other, specifically for me why she watches mukbang videos. What else can I say it's a cute little episode.

 

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61: Bang Bus with Musician Bronson Young

61: Bang Bus with Musician Bronson Young

May 22, 2019

This week, musician Bronson Young and I are taking a ride on the Bang Bus! Absolutely not literally, but we're watching some Bang Bus videos and analyzing just about everything about them. I read some Bang Bus controversies, then we talk about public sex and all sorts of fun things. Plus we discuss one easy trick that will make your dick bigger! And more!

 

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60: Cinco de Mother’s Day with Chef Stuart, David Garcia, & Franklin Sanchez

60: Cinco de Mother’s Day with Chef Stuart, David Garcia, & Franklin Sanchez

May 9, 2019

It is finally here, the special "Cinco de Mother's Day" episode featuring the Can We Talk First Latino All-Stars: David Garcia, Franklin Sanchez, and the return of Chef Stuart! We watch a Cinco de Mayo porn and then a Latina MILF one to combine both holidays. In between, we talk about how our moms are badasses, including Chef Stuart explaining why his mom is known as the "Tequila King." Then another hot porn lightning round with one of my favorite jokes ever told on the podcast.

 

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59: Solo 2 (JOI) with No One

59: Solo 2 (JOI) with No One

May 2, 2019

I'm back a week before the much anticipated Cinco de Mother's Day Episode with another Solo Episode! This time I'm watching JOI videos and if you don't know what they are, I explain them on the pod and it's a load of fun. Personal opinion, this one is way better than the first Solo Episode. A lot of funny bits and rants plus I answer more listener questions! Share the pod if you love me.

 

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58: The 4/20 Episode 2 with Rappers The Buddha Head & Jon Quest

58: The 4/20 Episode 2 with Rappers The Buddha Head & Jon Quest

April 18, 2019

It is the second annual 4/20 episode and this year I'm celebrating with rappers The Buddha Head and podcast regular Jon Quest. After we watch some videos of weed in porn, the three of us all tell stories about our first times getting high. The porn lightning round in this one is great and the Buddha Head has one of the best porn lightning round answers of all time. If you have to take one lesson from this episode, it's to not be the "Can I get a hug" guy. It's an ugly look.

 

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57: Cut For Time Clip Show 2

57: Cut For Time Clip Show 2

April 10, 2019

That's right baybeeee. The Cut For Time Clip Show is back and better than ever! This time with clips from unreleased episodes, more drunken madness from the Four Loko episode, and pod-favorites Holly Anabel Brown, Malik McCrea, Mike Verbaro, Pat Shustack, Sal DiAndrea, David Garcia, Jon Quest, and more! Plus I drop some exciting pod-news. I had a great time making this one, so enjoy!

 

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56: Sitcom Parodies with Legend David Garcia

56: Sitcom Parodies with Legend David Garcia

March 27, 2019

Podcast legend David Garcia is back to watch some Sitcom Parody Porn. We see "Big Bang" a Big Bang Theory parody that couldn't be further from the show, then watch a slightly better "That 70's Ho" which should be self-explanatory. In between, we go over our favorite sitcoms and drop some sitcom fun facts. Later we dive into PornHub categories then dissect porn's godawful audio problem. Finally, we are surprised to find where Fez from That 70's Show is really from plus many more laughs. Enjoy!

 

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55: St. Patrick’s Day with Writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro

55: St. Patrick’s Day with Writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro

March 13, 2019

This week two of my good friends, writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro join me to watch some St. Paddy's day porn, wherein we see about as loose of a definition of a leprechaun as it gets. Pat drops the story of the century about a strange occult-like letter that appeared in cars and mailboxes all over South Philly. Then, we have the first ever DOUBLE PORN LIGHTNING ROUND! And let me tell you, it's one of the funniest ones we've had in a while. Hilarious stories, hilarious discussions. Truly gave myself a good laugh editing this one.

 

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54: Karate with Director Malik McCrea & Rapper Jon Quest

54: Karate with Director Malik McCrea & Rapper Jon Quest

February 28, 2019

Wow, what a fun romp we go on this week, as I am joined by former Super Deluxe director and current founder of the People's Collective Malik McCrea and rapper Jon Quest to watch some karate porn! In TWO podcast firsts, we watch our first foot fetish video and first cuck video! We also talk about buying used underwear and Malik tells us about growing up in Germany. Then stick around for one of the best porn lightning rounds in a while, from Martin Luther King watching Malik masturbate to another embarrassing story of getting caught by my parents from childhood.

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53: Valentine’s Day with My Girlfriend

53: Valentine’s Day with My Girlfriend

February 14, 2019

Well hello lovebirds, it has been long requested that I have my girlfriend on the pod and what better time than on Valentine's Day to do it? We watch some Valentine's Day theme videos, which gets us discussing the logic behind buying your boyfriend a sex doll. Then we get into the nitty-gritty of our relationship by answering an anniversary questionnaire I found on the internet. Y'all wanted a look behind the curtain at our relationship and you got it! We talk about the highs and lows of our relationship and what annoys us about each other. We also talk about our cultural differences, her being a Hispanic Catholic and me being Jewish. A really funny and lovely episode I'm excited for you all to hear it.

 

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52: The One Year Anniversary Episode with Sal DiAndrea

52: The One Year Anniversary Episode with Sal DiAndrea

January 31, 2019

Wow. I have been doing this podcast every week for an entire year. Absolutely insane I haven't given up yet. Anyway, thank you all for sticking with me for an entire year of porn podcasts. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we end the year where we began: with the synth-pop bad boy himself Sal DiAndrea! Except for this time he is HOSTING the episode and I sit in as the guest! We pretty much go through my entire journey to becoming a stand up comic and the ridiculous personal crisis I had the night before I turned 23. I tell some stories in here that I've never told anyone. Plus for the first time ever I answer the porn lightning round!

 

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51: Teachers with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

51: Teachers with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

January 24, 2019

This week comedian Holly Anabel Brown makes her return to the podcast, and in honor of learning on our last podcast she once sexed it up with one of her teachers, we watch some teacher porn ourselves! Obviously, we talk about scandalous teacher stories from our high schools, but we also talk about the angriest Holly's ever gotten, how the Sims is just porn for kids, and how in the future the film Dodgeball will be a sci-fi/fantasy film. Holly also opens up about how she handles talking about her dead dad in her stand up. Lots of good stuff as always.

 

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50: The MILFstravaganza with Ariel Pomerantz & David Garcia

50: The MILFstravaganza with Ariel Pomerantz & David Garcia

January 17, 2019

Episode 50 baybeeeee! We did it. And to celebrate, we're having what I'm calling the Episode 50 MILFstravaganza! Featuring pod favorites photographer/cinematographer Ariel Pomerantz as well as the bad boy of fatherhood himself, David Garcia! We have a grand ol' time roasting the first video and all things MILFs, which leads into stories about weird mother/son relationships we've heard about. PLUS: As listeners know, it has long been podcast lore that on Episode 50 I would reveal the porn pitches I wrote and sent to a porn company, so as promised I reveal those for the first time ever and get David and Ariel's real feedback on them! Then finally in our second video, we watch a real MILFstravaganza. Such a fun fucking episode wow. A real treat, if you will.

 

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49: Wedding Planners with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

49: Wedding Planners with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

January 10, 2019

This one's short, but sweet. Andrea and I watch some porn about wedding planners as a follow up to our first episode together about brides. We talk about the man with the largest penis in the world, then move onto discussing the new R. Kelly docuseries. We probably talk about some other stuff, but I want to sleep now so goodbye. 

 

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48: New Years with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

48: New Years with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

January 3, 2019

We're kicking off the first pod of the new year right by watching porn set on New Years! Right off the bat, Alex tells me about a VERY weird sex toy his mom gave him. What a sentence. Alex is the king of Hollywood conspiracy theories, so we get into a bunch of those including a wild one about Jamie Foxx. Then Alex talks about a racist predicament he found himself in while shooting a Truth commercial. Plus a lot of other stuff, but stick around till the end to hear Alex pass along some very interesting sex advice he got from his mom!

 

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47: Donald Trump with Comedian Comic Hilton

47: Donald Trump with Comedian Comic Hilton

December 27, 2018

Yup, you read that right. This week on the pod I'm watching Donald Trump themed porn videos with stand up comic and host of Primetime Comedy: Comic Hilton. Aw man. This is the most I've laughed during an episode in a while. It goes completely off the rails, the videos are ridiculous, and Hilton REALLY tries to convince me to get my ass eaten. Plus so much other nasty shit is discussed, but that's your sneak peek.

 

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46: Christmas with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

46: Christmas with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

December 19, 2018

Merry Podcast! On this special Christmas episode, the boys and I dive headfirst into some spiked eggnog and watch The Grinch XXX Parody and later see how Santa gets down. We talk all things Christmas in this one, plus Sal and I get in a heated argument about Santa where David has to play the mediator. A lot of funny stuff in this one overanalyzing way too much about the holiday. Going to bed now, bye! Enjoy.

 

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45: The Cut for Time Clip Show!

45: The Cut for Time Clip Show!

December 13, 2018

This is a very special episode of the pod: The Cut For Time Clip Show! Featuring unreleased and unheard conversations from previous guests such as Holly Anabel Brown, Jack Qu'emi, Bronson Young, PLUS classic episodes like Cinco de Mayo and The Four Loko Episode! Honestly, I stayed up all night editing this and I want to go to sleep now, so that's all the description you're getting. I hope you enjoy the episode!

 

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44: The Four Loko Episode with Franklin Sanchez, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

44: The Four Loko Episode with Franklin Sanchez, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

December 5, 2018

This here podcast, this here is what we call a clusterfuck. And that's exactly what we knew would happen we got the boys together to drink Four Loko (not a sponsor) and watch 4-way porn. High concept, low brow. We're all over the place in this one: we talk classic dating TV shows like Blind Date and Next then telling stories of being wronged by Four Loko. We dive into the history of Four Loko a little bit, regarding how it was advertised and when the ingredients changed. Plus so much more I can't even begin to summarize it.

 

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43: Thanksgiving Leftovers with Musician Sal DiAndrea

43: Thanksgiving Leftovers with Musician Sal DiAndrea

November 28, 2018

What's one of the best parts about Thanksgiving? There's always leftovers, and here on Can We Talk First?, it's no different. We've got leftover videos from the Thanksgiving Episode as well as a leftover guest: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea. We get sidetracked quick, lamenting about our flying pet peeves plus a story about my brief tenure as a terrible counselor in training at a day camp. Then, we talk about our seemingly similar, but ultimately very opposite experiences celebrating Thanksgiving with our Hispanic girlfreinds' families. Plus y'know other funny stuff too.

 

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42: Thanksgiving with Musician Sal DiAndrea & EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

42: Thanksgiving with Musician Sal DiAndrea & EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

November 14, 2018

This week I've gathered most of my pod-family together, including the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and Andrea Perez-Acosta, to watch other families come together, pun intended, and give thanks as well as dick on Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert: due to the content of the videos we talk people fucking food, including discussion about the local Philadelphia bandit known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert". Andrea talks about what some indigenous people do on Thanksgiving, we share awful Thanksgiving stories, then get into Trump and turkey pardoning. Plus so much more.

 

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40: DJs with DJ Angel Ramirez & Rapper Jon Quest

40: DJs with DJ Angel Ramirez & Rapper Jon Quest

October 31, 2018

In one of the weirdest episodes yet, I watch DJ porn with DJ Angel Ramirez, who DJs under the names DJ 187 Moochie & DJ Champagne Bukkake, and rapper Jon Quest. Angel tells her craziest tinder story, so you know that's always fun. You can tell this episode was recorded a week ago because we talk about Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson, which somehow leads to us talking about what indicates a guy has a big penis, as well as Louie CK/Sarah Silverman, which leads us into a lengthy conversation about masturbating in front of your partner. Then, I share two traumatic stories from my childhood that I didn't even realize were related to that topic. Oh yeah, then Angel and Jon share stories about threesomes and group sex. 

 

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39: Halloween with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

39: Halloween with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

October 24, 2018

This episode is worth hearing for the special Halloween theme music alone. Other than that, it's a Can We Talk First? Halloween episode with the plot-holy trinity: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and the bad boy of fatherhood David Garcia. We talk turning on porn while you have sex, plus talking during sex. Then we remember it's Halloween and talk Halloween memories. David tells a fucking hilarious story about showing up to school dressed as Batman, then I have a realization about a cherished childhood memory of my own about my dad and a haunted house. This is a porn podcast as you know, so we also discuss if there should be condoms in porn. Finally, throughout many distractions, I pitch my perfect Halloween porn. And stick around till the end to listen to me verbally berate a listener of the podcast.

 

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38: Rastafarians with Former Porn PA Brent Schaefer

38: Rastafarians with Former Porn PA Brent Schaefer

October 17, 2018

My guest this week is Brent Schaefer who has done a lot of film work behind the camera, but for the purpose of this podcast, he was once a PA on a porn set! Yeah, they have those, and we talk all about it. Brent is also Jamaican, so I picked out some awful Rastafarian porn videos because of how fruitless my search for Jamaican porn was. We also talk about "Ja-fakins," white people with dreadlocks, dating a porn star, and more!

 

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37: Queer Porn with Activist Jack Qu’emi & Musician Bronson Young

37: Queer Porn with Activist Jack Qu’emi & Musician Bronson Young

October 10, 2018

Ladies, gentlemen, neither, and both, this week on the pod I'm watching queer porn with writer and activist Jack Qu'emi as well as musician and white knight Bronson Young. Jack is vocal about the Latinx movement to gender-neutralize the Spanish language, so we talk about that. Jack also identifies as non-binary, so I ask about the journey that led up to that realization and how their family reacted. Finally, we talk about non-monogamous relationships and if/how they could work, which leads to Jack revealing they went to an orgy before! And I couldn't have more questions about that. Also another very erotic episode of the least erotic podcast about porn.

 

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36: Kim Kardashian with Rapper Jon Quest

36: Kim Kardashian with Rapper Jon Quest

October 3, 2018

The long awaited, the long requested, the long overdue Kim Kardashian episode is here, and I watch Ray J's directorial debut with rapper and frequent Super Deluxe collaborator Jon Quest, here to promote his new EP out now called "The Girl Tape." I feel like we really talk about everything here from the Ray J hat thing to the impact the sex tape had on our lives and when we first saw it. Then JON FREESTYLES OVER THE INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING OVER THE KIM K/RAY J SEX TAPE. That's gotta be a first. Jon and I also talk about our own ventures into homemade sex tapes, and so much more!

 

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35: Rappers 2 with Producer Najeeb Jones

35: Rappers 2 with Producer Najeeb Jones

September 26, 2018

IT'S MAKE A PORNO TIME. You'll get that reference after you listen to the episode. Anyway, music producer/engineer Najeeb Jones aka Godchild is back to watch some rapper porn videos. We discuss my brief attempt at a rap career, then get into the merits of becoming a porn rapper. Najeeb reveals one of the worst things he's ever done dating all the way back in kindergarten, and I reveal one of my most impressive badges of honor to date. Also, Najeeb's Muslim, and he tells the story of when his girlfriend's pastor father tried to convert him to Christianity. Listen to the end of the podcast to find out how to win a free t-shirt!

 

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34: Wild Card Episode with Musician Sal DiAndrea

34: Wild Card Episode with Musician Sal DiAndrea

September 20, 2018

This week, the unofficial cohost of the pod: the synth-pop bad boy himself, Sal DiAndrea returns for a special Wild Card episode, where Sal takes a look at my porn archives to pick out random videos I had saved to use in future episodes, based solely on the couple words I wrote about them in an attempt to remind me what they are about. In between, Sal and I reveal the worst things each of us has done. His includes getting arrested outside the Pepsi Center and mine involves a middle school love triangle. We also briefly talk ASMR. Then during the final video, we get into a heated argument about post facial etiquette.

 

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33: Musicians with Musician Simon Cardoza

33: Musicians with Musician Simon Cardoza

September 12, 2018

My guest this week is the lead singer for the band Midnight Cities, Simon Cardoza! He's a musician, so we're watching some musician porn, and it's a real fun one. Simon used to be a videographer for a Cam Girl site, so he dishes a little about that and the behind the scenes world of Cam Girls. Then I ask Simon about his time working at TMZ and accosting celebrities on the street, where he tells stories about Samuel L. Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone!

 

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32: Listener Submissions with David Garcia

32: Listener Submissions with David Garcia

September 5, 2018

What could have been a fun-loving episode where podcast favorite David Garcia and I watch listener submitted videos turned into one of the most controversial episodes yet, so I'd like to extend a big fuck you to the people who submitted these videos. It's a truly crazy episode. David talks about what pregnancy sex is like and reveals his sexual badge of honor, which takes us on a whirlwind adventure involving a legitimately crazy person. We also watch our FIRST GAY PORN! But what really makes this episode is in the final moments where we discuss porn's role in sexual education, and what that means they should depict in their videos.

 

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31: Mimes with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

31: Mimes with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

August 29, 2018

Look, my parents are in town for the week and I don’t have time to write this. Friend of the podcast Andrea Perez-Acosta is here this week and for no reason, we’re watching mime porn. Andrea’s wife Dani is in the studio apartment audience, so you know the sex dungeon’s brought up again. Andrea tells her greatest sexual milestone, which is honestly an incredibly impressive display of stamina and tenacity. Then she reveals the meanest thing she’s ever done and I’m pretty sure we both talk about the first time we ate a girl out. Minimally I do anyway, and we wrap it up by pitching the perfect mime porn.

 

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30: Hippies with Musician Bronson Young

30: Hippies with Musician Bronson Young

August 22, 2018

Look, Bronson Young is a musician/comedian who looks like a hippie, so we're watching hippie porn. Sometimes these topics don't require a lot of thought. We take patron shots and talk about The Rock and bad acid trips, but the real juice of this one is when Bronson talks about losing his virginity and finding a dick pic his father took. How crazy is that? We talk about a bunch of other fun stuff too, but I mean the guy saw a picture of his dad's dick… that his dad took. Wild.

 

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29: Instagram Models with Model Leiza Marie Cabrera

29: Instagram Models with Model Leiza Marie Cabrera

August 16, 2018

This week on the pod I'm watching porn videos about Instagram Models with Instagram model Leiza Marie Cabrera! Right off the bat, Leiza talks about living in a two-bedroom "model" apartment in New York with 10 other girls. Then she talks receiving dick pics and dealing with creepy people in the modeling industry, which leads to us sharing different fight strategies, and Leiza shares a story about a crazy fight she got into with her ex. Also, Leiza talks about getting to go to Snoop Dogg's compound in Inglewood and how she became a dancer for Jeremih after getting pulled on stage for a rendition of "Birthday Sex".

 

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28: Viral Videos with Artist Blake McDaniel & Sal DiAndrea

28: Viral Videos with Artist Blake McDaniel & Sal DiAndrea

August 8, 2018

This week on the pod I'm dealing with hopefully the only viral thing in relation to porn: Viral Videos, which I define as parts of porn stories so bad they've transcended mediocrity so far people started sharing them on social media. To navigate the world of viral porn I'm joined by internet vagrants: artist and fashion designer Blake McDaniel and the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea! We watch the infamous Lisa Ann bathroom lifeguard video and discuss sex injuries, how problematic the movie 50 First Dates is, and Blake tells a story about the time a creepy cop caught him having sex in a parked car.

 

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27: Hentai with Animator Mike Green

27: Hentai with Animator Mike Green

August 1, 2018

What's up, senpais? This week on the podcast I'm watching Hentai porn with animator Mike Green, who's worked on Comedy Central's Trip Tank, a new secret animated show for Facebook, and more importantly the artwork for this podcast! Right off the bat, we talk about how an hour-long Sailor Moon hentai changed his life. Neither of the videos is in English so Mike and I voice the dubs. We break down the structure of Hentai porn then move onto imagining what it must be like behind the scenes. Also, I finally confront Mike face to face about drawing me with a Jew nose on the podcast artwork and we relive the glory days of Limewire.

 

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26: Sorority Sisters with The Perez-Acostas

26: Sorority Sisters with The Perez-Acostas

July 25, 2018

This week is a first for the podcast, where my guests aren't just a real-life couple, but a real-life lesbian married couple: former podcast guests Andrea and her wife Dani, the Perez-Acostas! I could have just said married couple, but who doesn't love lesbians? Dani is a member of a super secret sorority, so I figured it'd be appropriate that this week we watch videos about sorority sisters! A lot of fun stuff in this one from hazing rituals to Philly parties. Then, another podcast first: Andrea listens to her wife answer my porn lightning round! Sex dungeons come up again, and now we get to hear Dani's take on how you explain to your children you have a sex dungeon.

 

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25: Cats with Comedian Katie Kusiciel

25: Cats with Comedian Katie Kusiciel

July 18, 2018

Cats? What the hell does that mean? Great question, loyal listener. This week I have yet again discovered a new type of porn where women pretend to be cats, and I couldn't think of a better person to invite back on the podcast to watch some than stand up comic and self-proclaimed cat person Katie Kusiciel! After we freak out over the weirdest videos of all time, a fierce debate ensues on having a pet vs a baby. Also, Katie reveals the meanest thing she's ever done, which is one of the wildest and ingenious things I've ever heard. Like the podcast is worth listening to for that alone, plus we talk about a bunch of other shit.

 

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24: Dancers with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

24: Dancers with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

July 11, 2018

One and two and three and turn on the porn, because this week I'm watching some dancer porn with professional dancer Alex CHI Johnson. We talk his dance origins in Chicago, working with Beyonce's choreographer, and how to teach an unteachable dancer (me). Then we get into the craziest dance move he's ever been asked to do, his worst dance gig, Dance Moms, and more. Alex also reveals his truly impressive sexual badge of honor, and I learn about "dance dick" and how to combat it. I also find out there's a difference between popping and locking. Who knew? Most people? Probably.

 

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23: Independence Day with Musician Sal DiAndrea

23: Independence Day with Musician Sal DiAndrea

July 4, 2018

The synth-pop bad boy, Sal DiAndrea, is back and joins me to celebrate our nation's independence from who cares, we're watching 4th of July porn. Look, I'm writing this on the 4th of July, I'm drunk, and and don't feel like going all out on a description. Just know it's another classic episode with the synth-pop bad boy. Lot of funny stuff: we share our best 4th of July memories, tackle some uncharted porn ground, and discuss my 6th grade birthday party at Hooters. Definitely other stuff too, but that's what comes to mind. I love you all. Tell a friend about the podcast if you like it. Happy 4th of July.

 

 

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22: Nerd Girls with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

22: Nerd Girls with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

June 27, 2018

Tape up your glasses, nerds. Because this week it's all about nerd girls in porn with nerd girl and stand up comedian Holly Anabel Brown. It's a wild episode. Holly talks about finding a journal with the list of all the women her dead dad slept with, the time she had sex with one of her college professors, and getting caught watching cartoon porn by her mom. Then we have a long conversation about my interest in MILFs, including the origin story of the first MILF I was ever into, and so much more. Definitely the most erotic episode of "the least erotic podcast about porn" yet.

 

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21: Stuck with Rapper Billy Jones aka D. Vine

21: Stuck with Rapper Billy Jones aka D. Vine

June 20, 2018

This week I'm with rapper Billy Jones aka D. Vine. He's one of my best friends, and since I had him pick the topic for his brother, previous podcast guest Najeeb Jones I had Najeeb pick a topic for him: "Stuck Porn" where an actor pretends to be stuck in a conveniently compromising position and during the process of getting them out, sex ensues. The videos out to be a bit more rapey than I had anticipated, which I sincerely apologize for. Other than that and the obvious audio fuck up during the first 2/3 of the podcast, it's a pretty fun episode. I reveal some weird things from my childhood, Billy tells a story about stealing a car, Cardi B is discussed briefly, among other things. Then during the porn lightning round we talk about our differing feelings on POV and getting offended during sex.

 

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20: Father’s Day with New Dad David Garcia

20: Father’s Day with New Dad David Garcia

June 13, 2018

It's Dia de Los Daddies, and who better to watch some Father's Day porn with than resident pod-dad David Garcia! He's about to celebrate his first Father's Day as a dad, so I figured it'd be special for him to be here to celebrate the podcast's first Father's Day as well. David tells me the story of how he found out he was becoming a father, then tries explaining to me why he decided to keep the baby (which was above my comprehension). David gets vulnerable, so I open up about a vulnerability of my own in regards to having children. David's girlfriend was also in the studio… apartment and asks me what I would do if I was in their situation. All that and more. It's funny, it's heartwarming. All around great episode.

 

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19: Amish with Talent Booker Rachel Sherts

19: Amish with Talent Booker Rachel Sherts

June 7, 2018

Here children! Gather 'round and listen to pornographic stories about the Amish with myself and Lancaster born local talent booker for the Punchline in Philadelphia, Rachel Sherts! I honestly learned a lot more about Amish people in this one than I thought… not from the porn obviously. We talk about what would happen if men got pregnant, terrible comedy club experiences, the time a pit bull she was walking got off the leash, and a giant brawl during a Charlie Murphy show. Then, during the porn lightning round, we both reveal our childhood fantasies, and mine are the saddest of them all.

 

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18: Solo with No One

18: Solo with No One

May 30, 2018

Much like Kid Cudi, I'm rolling solo dolo this week on the pod. It was suggested by multiple listeners that I try watching solo porn by myself, and since it seemed easier than booking a guest, I was all in. I dive deep into analyzing the first video, then answer listener submitted questions, including if I ever heard other people watching porn (wherein I say arguably one of the most progressive and forward thinking statements of all time), how my girlfriend feels about me doing the podcast, who I would watch have sex if I had the choice, and the question that kept me up at night: What is the least porn thing I ever jerked off to? Listen to hear me have multiple existential crises about why I'm doing this

 

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17: Brides with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

17: Brides with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

May 23, 2018

This week, I'm watching some porn about brides with Andrea Perez-Acosta. She's a bit of a bride expert, as her wedding featured two brides. She's married to a woman! Anyway, we talk about her unorthodox wedding, why Andrea doesn't watch lesbian porn, the science of scissoring, and prenups. Then we get into why she decided to get married at such a young age, which leads to a pretty conversation about cheating on her wife before they get married, and the journey they went through to recover. Your boy still got jokes though, don't worry. And finally we wrap things up by talking about sex dungeons, and what to do with your sex dungeon once you have kids!

 

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16: Vintage Porn with Life Coach James Lott Jr.

16: Vintage Porn with Life Coach James Lott Jr.

May 16, 2018

We're going old school on the pod, to a time when porn mustaches were just called mustaches, because this week I'm watching vintage porn with the host with the most (shows) James Lott Jr! He hosts on AfterBuzz TV, Black Hollywood Live, and he's also a life coach, as well as even more things I don't have the patience to type. After the first video James talks about his best friend becoming his father's third wife (out of six?!). James drops that he knows Craig of Craigslist, and then I ask about how someone becomes a life coach and what exactly a life coach does. Then, James gives some hosting advice and later mentions that he took the Scientology test when he was younger, and I ask him all about that process. Finally, James has the most racist "worst porn he's ever seen" answer yet! Sometimes it feels like I'm writing too much in these descriptions.

 

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15: Mother’s Day with Comedian Becca Greenberg

15: Mother’s Day with Comedian Becca Greenberg

May 10, 2018

That’s right, we're hitting all the holidays here on Can We Talk First? Which is why I've recruited stand up comedian and resident mom expert Becca Greenberg to watch some porn set on Mother's Day. Becca's got two moms, which I assume makes Mother's Day Christmas to her family. We talk about my fear of massages, which surprisingly leads to why I deleted my first Snapchat. Becca talks about growing up with two moms, then we both discuss sexual education in schools. From our combined three moms, we wish you all a Happy Mother's Day!

 

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14: Cinco de Mayo with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

14: Cinco de Mayo with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

May 2, 2018

¡This week is a very special episode, as the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and the claw machine bad boy David Garcia join me to get drunk and watch some porn set on Cinco de Mayo! It was all David's idea. During the first video, we're downing tequila shots and getting incredibly off track, talking about pretty much everything but the video, including porn marriages, baptisms vs circumcisions, implants, and Marc Maron. I had to cut the first recording short to handle some bidness, so we regroup with some micheladas and discuss the side effects of doing 8 shots of tequila in an hour. We also actually discuss Cinco de Mayo, as well as Canelo Álvarez, and gas station dick pills. All around one of, if not THE most fun episode to date.

 

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13: Muslims with Producer Najeeb Jones

13: Muslims with Producer Najeeb Jones

April 26, 2018

Bit of a touchy subject this week as I watch Muslim porn with hip-hop and electro-pop producer/engineer Najeeb Jones aka Godchild. We're just a Jew and a Muslim talking about porn in religious harmony. We compare Judaism to Islam, where I learn a little bit about Islamic cuisine and Najeeb learns the secret behind Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. Najeeb's family is from Kuwait, so after the porn, we talk about what that's like, how it is for women there, as well as fun things to do. Would the country next to Iraq make a good vacation spot? Listen and find out. Also, I share some more embarrassing stories, then during the lightning round, Najeeb and I bond over having both seen the same first porn, and finally delve into some brief talk about bestiality.

 

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